“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right, Presenting below the 13 things women say but its a man’s duty to decode it perfectly before reacting or else might end up with a broken nose or chances of being thrown out of the house..
13. Do I look fat in this?
12. It would be nice if…
Everything following the “if” is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order.
11. Are you listening?
10. It’s up to you
If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be “It’s up to you…to select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know.” Making the wrong choice will usually result in an “It’s okay
9. 5 minutes
This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in “why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive?”
8. Don’t worry about it
7. We can go anywhere you want
6. We need to talk
5. What are you doing?
4. Do you have to do this now?
3. You have to learn to communicate
2. I’m not upset
1. I don’t want to talk about it