Job Vacancies : Too Funny

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

 

Here’s the list of funny job offering’s published in print media’s…

 

 

10

The job wanted ad was recently placed by Chinese internet user ‘Milaoshu’, 24, in the form of an outdoor display ad. To everyone’s surprise, he left 20 different contact methods on the ad, including his hand phone number, several instant message tools like QQ, ICQ, MSN, UC, Skype and email addresses from China’s web portals, like Sina, Sohu, Tom, and 163. Chinese internet users call it the awesome job wanted ad in history. While job recruiters are probably calling it one of the worst job wanted ads ever.

 

 

5

Criminals wanted Lolz

 

 

1

Apparently you can only apply to this job if you are one of the characters of the Twilight Saga. 

 

 

and_you_think_your_job_sucks_23

For this Job you need Good Teeth Muscle

 

 

7

Smuggler posts job wanted ad and gets a lot of media attention. He received over 600 job offers.

 

 

18-funny-advertisement-gallery

Most promising job offer ever!

 

 

 

elderlywoman

They are serious!

 

 

images

This ad requires total change in Educational degrees

 

 

3

The Great Time Machine

 

 

12

The babysitting industry is rough.

 

Note: This email is a hoax from a guy that messes with people by replying to classifieds. His site is http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php (subtitled: E-mails from an asshole). He’s got dozens of others that are mostly hilarious if you wanted to check it out. Thanks, Jon. 

LEAVE A REPLY